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10 March 2012 @ 04:06 am
[fic rpf] Unbearable  
Title: Unbearable
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Summary: Elvis hate’s it when Nick practices “Stay.”
Authors Notes: Part of my fanfic100  challenge. Prompt number 37, “Sound.”

I lift my head from the hardwood floor and give a sharp whine. He doesn’t pay me any attention.

I bark. He turns in my direction, silencing long enough to give me a “Shush, Elvis.” and a quick pat on the head. Then the infernal noise continues.

Can’t he see that he’s causing me actual pain? It hurts to listen to him singing sometimes. I am a dog, and I do have sensitive hearing you know. I love Nick, I do, but I can’t stand that stupid falsetto. If I knew that he wouldn’t think I was rabid or something, I’d probably attempt biting him in the ankle to get him to stop singing. I’m that desperate.

Oooh, ooh, ooh. Tell me, you’re gonna stay, baby. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

I bark louder this time, higher, hoping to get his attention, but it’s no good. He’s in the kitchen, rummaging around in the fridge, still singing at the top of his lungs.

I just whimper softly and lay my head back down, hoping he’ll be quiet soon.
Current Mood: boredbored